Dummies Updates 2026
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We've been working toward this moment for a while, and the day is finally here — Dummiez is officially open.
What Is Dummiez?
Dummiez is a premium hemp brand built around one idea: you deserve to know exactly what you're putting in your body. Every
product we make is third-party lab tested through PharmLabs San Diego, and every Certificate of Analysis is publicly
available on our site — no digging required.
What We Carry
We're launching with two core lines:
- Hash Hole Prerolls — small-batch flower in strains like Gas Berry, Tropical Fusion, and Mimosa.
- Hemp-Infused Edibles — precisely dosed and formulated for the modern consumer.
Transparency First
Lab results aren't a footnote here — they're front and center. Every product page shows total cannabinoid breakdowns, test
dates, and sample IDs. Download the COA in one tap.
Ready to Elevate?
Head to the shop, browse the lineup, and elevate your high with Dummiez.
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